…but I’m finally ready to start laying a good, old-fashioned Politico Granny smackdown on this wordpress thingamajiggy. I may be old, but have you seen that Trump guy? He’s like really old. And probably more senile than I’ll ever be — and I’ve had a rough month or twenty.

But you know who’s having an even worse month? All those poor government workers. When you only have like 2-1/2 toilets in your apartment that you can unclog at no charge for your landlord — and they’re not really down with you and your no-skilled-self refreshing the paint in the dining room in lieu of paying rent — then you may be looking for a new place to shit and dine in about 30 days. (Not very ladylike language, but I’m old, so I can get away with it. Plus, seriously?)

You can read more about the fallout here: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/shutdown-fallout-intensifies-as-federal-workers-miss-first-paychecks

and here: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/10/us/politics/border-wall-government-shutdown.html

and also here: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46836905

Wading through the batshit just for you,
Politico Granny